me in the morning: Nah, I’m not hungry
me in the afternoon: Eh I’ll eat later
me in the evening: Oh I haven’t eaten yet? Oh…well that sucks
me at 3am while the rest of the house is asleep: LET’S ORDER THREE PIZZAS AND DIP THEM IN CAKE JESUS CHRIST I’M STARVING
As I read this:
5 seconds later when I think about doing it:
5 seconds later:
chronically-awesome replied to your post: I think if people named Adam and Eve get married and they don’t serve ribs at the wedding, those in attendance should be legally obligated to kill them both.And apple martinis. And the bride needs to wear something with a snakeskin pattern. Shoes would be easiest.
Apparently Jewles has been planning this wedding since she was 5.