4rzu:

sometimes i get really sad because somebody that i want to be friends with is following me and im following them and thats like perfect if you want to be friends but how do you talk to them how do you talk to somebody that you want to be friends with

(via misternicegaius)

corgisandboobs:

“BUBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!” (clearly in the voice of Animal from the Muppets)

corgisandboobs:

“BUBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!” (clearly in the voice of Animal from the Muppets)

corgisandboobs:

Not yet…

corgisandboobs:

Not yet…

corgisandboobs:

astrangejoy:

me in the morning: Nah, I’m not hungry
me in the afternoon: Eh I’ll eat later
me in the evening: Oh I haven’t eaten yet? Oh…well that sucks
me at 3am while the rest of the house is asleep: LET’S ORDER THREE PIZZAS AND DIP THEM IN CAKE JESUS CHRIST I’M STARVING

As I read this:

5 seconds later when I think about doing it:

5 seconds later:

corgisandboobs:

And apple martinis. And the bride needs to wear something with a snakeskin pattern. Shoes would be easiest.

Apparently Jewles has been planning this wedding since she was 5.

Lmao

corgisandboobs:

corgiaddict:

Lionel the Dorgi (dauchshund/corgi) doesn’t like his new life jacket.

A Corgi/Dachsund…
A WIENERSAUSAGE!

corgisandboobs:

corgiaddict:

Lionel the Dorgi (dauchshund/corgi) doesn’t like his new life jacket.

A Corgi/Dachsund…

A WIENERSAUSAGE!

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